Britney Will Eat the Papps

To give you an idea of how crazy the paparazzi thing is here, I am told that Starbucks has hired a private security firm. Certain outlets have a special number to call when the swarm attacks. This, in a nutshell is my take on the Britney thing, perfectly. From the Canadian Press (sorry for the double quote): 

Elaine Lui, a correspondent for CTV's "ETalk," wrote on her blog, Lainey's Entertainment Update, on Monday.

"Multiple sources have revealed that Britney is inherently selfish and manipulative - beyond any emotional problems. Manipulative to the point where she understands her own media influence and selfish to the point where she does not want to mother her own children. The automatic reaction to that is: well, a woman must be crazy if she doesn't want to raise her own kids ... (but) crazy people can still be bad people. With bad motives and bad intentions."

The break we see is when her version of what should happen, doesn't happen.

Soon after she left the hospital, Spears slipped out of Los Angeles with her apparent new boyfriend, a paparazzo named Adnan Ghalib who's been tailing her for months. The pair have been seen sipping champagne cocktails at 10 a.m. and holding hands and kissing while making Starbucks runs.

Michael Jackson is the only other person I could think of who thought that his version of 'reality' was a problem with the GPs perception. I met with Randy Jackson once and we discussed the tabloids and his brothers attempts to manipulate them. I told Randy that I just don't deal with the tabloids ever - period. They have no integrity. They will work with you as long it makes them money. Im not talking manipulate the truth for you, I mean just not lie about you. Doesn't work that way. Don't even pick and choose when to respond. Because, once you acknowledge them, they have some integrity. So you have to starve them.

Randy asked if I would be interested in meeting with his brother, because no one around him would ever tell him what I had. Of course, Id be a liar if I didn't say I wanted to meet him. But ultimately, he would never have listened to me.

Indeed, CelebTV.com reports that Ghalib is already shopping around photos of the two taken since her release from Cedars-Sinai. He's asking for hundreds of thousands of dollars for the shots.

I think its funny that celebrities take advice from people who agree with them - that they met at a bar somewhere. Professionals get paid if you like what we say or not, so we must really mean it if we disagree with you. Its not in our financial interest to do so. Isn't that who you should be listening to, not that Random that always seems to know more - until you sober up?


Though its oh so nice to get advice
Its oh so hard to do...